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Post by Jimmy on Dec 21, 2005 21:26:16 GMT -8
My mom bought bacon. Yay. It turned out to be the equivalent of chicken strips, but for pork. It was pork meat, not bacon. But it wasn't exactly pork meat. It was........rather high in fat content. I separated the meat from the fat. The actual meat is on the left. Pure fat is on the right. 
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Post by Falcon120 on Dec 22, 2005 17:59:49 GMT -8
Mmm! Mmm! GOOD!
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Post by Jimmy on Dec 23, 2005 1:00:09 GMT -8
I've been molested by Albertsons.
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Post by CD on Dec 24, 2005 11:21:09 GMT -8
I can see that. And that's..... disgusting and sad.
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Post by Jimmy on Dec 27, 2005 11:51:45 GMT -8
I know. I was like......
DUBYA TAY EFF MATE
I WANT BACON
NOT FAT
NOT A HEARTATTACK
BBBBBAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNN YOU FAGGOTS
So I threw the fat away and attempted to eat what was left.
It didn't even taste good. And the smell of frying pork is disgusting.
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Post by CD on Dec 28, 2005 21:45:59 GMT -8
That's still disgusting bacon. See, here in Nebraska, we have bacon made a couple miles away, so its fresh and good, and less fatty.
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Post by Jimmy on Dec 30, 2005 9:56:11 GMT -8
It wasn't real bacon. It was cheap, fatty pork cut to look like bacon.
I've been had.
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Post by CD on Dec 30, 2005 18:26:46 GMT -8
You should sue their asses or something.
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Post by Ninjutsu on Apr 9, 2006 17:07:01 GMT -8
Gross.
(:
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